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In the Stn med centre, Gordon received the worse possible news. Having had unprotected sex in the back of a three tonner, he discovered that he was now HGV positive.
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Buster soon learnt the term "hop to it" in Australia meant a sexual encounter with a kangaroo
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When it was announced today's mission would involve dropping retards, Buster made himself scarce
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"Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion" ... ![Uh oh](https://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/worry.gif)
Col Samuel Flagg US Military Intelligence, CIA, CIC, CID ...
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Col Samuel Flagg US Military Intelligence, CIA, CIC, CID ...
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It's the pre caption contest contest while we await a picture, see if your caption matches the image. Just for fun
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Oohh fork, I put the blade the sharp side inwards.
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Ok, WRAF ID photo one taken....... Next..
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Conversation at Airport Security ...
"We like doing the Times crossword puzzle on long haul flights ... However my colleagues and I need to sharpen our pencils from time to time"
"We like doing the Times crossword puzzle on long haul flights ... However my colleagues and I need to sharpen our pencils from time to time"
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- "Of course I meant to do that !"
or the ever popular
- "Broad Sword calling Danny Boy"
or the ever popular
- "Broad Sword calling Danny Boy"
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