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KING HENRY V
What treasure, uncle?
EXETERTennis-balls, my liege.
KING HENRY VWe are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us;
His present and your pains we thank you for:
When we have march'd our rackets to these balls,
We will, in France, by God's grace, play a set......
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His present and your pains we thank you for:
When we have march'd our rackets to these balls,
We will, in France, by God's grace, play a set......
(Andy Murray for ever !)
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Confronted with the photographic evidence, Bloggs had no option but to admit to the alleged low flying incident during Wimbledon week.
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After the FAA clampdown on low flying, MCNBC found a solution to continue with their 'skycam' contract. Their lawyers assured them it would be cheaper to compensate the players' widows than cancel the contract. Viewing figures doubled, so the advertisers (and thus MCNBC) lived happily ever after. After taking the advice of focus groups, it was decided not to provide the players with parachutes.
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"Damn, trust me to get the men's final"
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Investigations into a large number of first round crashes found that providing the umpire with the customary courtside high chair had had the unforeseen result of preventing him from reaching the controls.
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NTSB Finding: failure of main spar immediately following Williams sisters entry onto court for Ladies doubles match.
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The sparse crowd (and crowded bar) was explained by the forthcoming Ladies' Singles, featuring 'Tennis Girl'
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Just for you, Danny
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"You're right, Venus, wearing trousers does stop that annoying whistling noise we get when wearing skirts."
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Timothy thought it was damned poor form that Tarquin chose his serve as the best time to 'curl one down'.
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Timothy thought it was damned poor form that Tarquin chose his serve as the best time to 'curl one down'.
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