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Senior officers show off the result of getting a group of senior officers to design the perfect rectangular table.
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Well Gentlemen, it appears that there's nothing on the table....
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Just then, the Mime walked in...
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"....one million dollars!"
.....BWAHAHAHAHA....
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Just then, the Mime walked in...
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"....one million dollars!"
.....BWAHAHAHAHA....
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The faces said it all, despite Debbie the stripograms best efforts, age had assured that the military presence no longer rose to the occasion.
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"Look guys, how wouid I know you were having a secret meeting, you just carry on and I'll drop off the presents then bugger orf back up the chimney"
Only 352 days to Christmas
Only 352 days to Christmas
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"So chaps, what happened to military diversity? I do not see a single female, disabled, coloured or lesbian amongst you..... I am glad to see the Navy putting fwd so many gay chaps though."
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"My Admiral, I haven't seen so many rings since I sectioned another piece of deadwood"
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Why yes minister the members of the committee to address sexual harassment in the ranks were carefully chosen....
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Hard to believe there was a time when you could put every decision maker required to fight WW III around just one table.....
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UKIP's wet dream.....
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At the combined services annual uniform conference, the Royal Navy uniform models demonstrate their latest device which allows the Admiral's parrot to get a better grip.
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