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"You have hips just like my missus, come to think about it, you have her facial stubble too"
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ahhhh . .. . . beejeessus . .. . . here there be wit sharp . . .. . unmatchable
"If we just shorten it to here . . . . then put a gold peplum here... . . . "
HNY razors
"If we just shorten it to here . . . . then put a gold peplum here... . . . "
HNY razors
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"Ahhhh so, you to like Corporal Punishment, me too"
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Fritz "Too Tall" Burmeister reminded Buster of why some Germans always looked down on the Welsh.
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"Tell me, you're very tall, is everything, er, you know, in proportion?"
"Nein! If everything was in proportion I'd be 8'9"..."
(With apologies to Simon Hughes' story about Joel Garner)
"Nein! If everything was in proportion I'd be 8'9"..."
(With apologies to Simon Hughes' story about Joel Garner)
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"Ya, how you say, Stockings"
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