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Old 18th Dec 2013, 22:04
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"...and Lord, for the chaps here, when Mother Theresa's replacement arrives next week, could she be a shapely blonde?"
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 14:52
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Well done to all, but with 3 French Hens...

MPN11 with

"I can cope with losing a leg, but I am NOT in the mood for singing Christmas Carols, Padre."
2 Turtle Doves to...

Coffmanstarter with

The morning Met Brief was getting serious
This weeks worthy winner of the Partridge in a Pear Tree is...

Buster with

"...and Lord, please pray for that odd little Austrian Private that Taffy teased mercilessly about his funny moustache! May he bear no grudges against our glorious victory..."
Take it away BH.

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Old 19th Dec 2013, 15:55
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He won?






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Old 19th Dec 2013, 15:57
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Come on Nutty ... tis the season of goodwill after all ...

Well played Buster
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 15:58
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Well done all
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 16:02
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Shouldn't be too long before he awakes from his box containing his native soil
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 16:45
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Well done Buster.


(makes mental note to remind all, except Buster that letting Buster win only means the next caption picture is delayed longer than is reasonable.)

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Old 19th Dec 2013, 18:41
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Well, if you think I'm getting up at 3am "just in case", you've got another thing coming!

Heading to work so I'll get a piccy up soon.
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 19:33
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 19:37
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"No, ma'am, this is ordinary rendition, not extraordinary rendition"
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 19:50
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"I'm sorry ma'am, but the NSA has just informed us you texted the words 'man' 'Friday' and 'joke' - that's treason under Patriot Act"
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 19:50
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Following Welfare Man's end of Time in Office.....Wookie just wasn't going to give up Vacation Flights on Air Force One!
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 20:01
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I thought Ankle Straps were only fitted to the Mk 1 Ford Escort
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 20:11
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'But Mrs Obama, you have to accept that it's all over....you're out and the Danish Prime Minister is in.'

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Old 19th Dec 2013, 20:20
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Winnie was just realising that her sphere of influence had just evaporated,.
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 20:23
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One black man, one female, one ethnic minority..... ****, grab the cameraman, we are missing the token white guy.
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 20:27
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"She's wearing stockings"
"How can you tell?"
"She farted and her ankles didn't inflate"



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Old 19th Dec 2013, 21:16
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Man holding ankles. "Yes! I told you she was wearing black knickers, I win."
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 21:37
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"Quick, if we smuggle her back onto the flight deck, the boss might not notice the Captain is pissed"
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Old 19th Dec 2013, 21:46
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Buster and Nutty were determined to help Coffman get that Leg Over he was hoping for!
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