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"Silly me, I shouldn't have eaten lunch and forgotten to use the loo before takeoff!"
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Bl00dy typical ... lob in to John Lennon Airport Liverpool on a diversion and the bu99ers have got you jacked up ready to nick the tyres just as you touch down
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I meant to do that
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No you idiot the turn to 180 was for after the takeoff !
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Well at least he didn't use the Greek method.....
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Despite caning it down the runway and doing hard turns, Pilot Officer Smythe still couldn't manage to illuminate the MT Christmas tree lights for speeding or hard driving.
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Briefing
As an example of MOD saving money we have updated the Jaguar NAVWASS with a car based GPS system...
Aircraft
"At the next Junction Turn Left in 50..40...30...5 Yards, turning left"
Pilot
"What the F***"
As an example of MOD saving money we have updated the Jaguar NAVWASS with a car based GPS system...
Aircraft
"At the next Junction Turn Left in 50..40...30...5 Yards, turning left"
Pilot
"What the F***"
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