Caption competition
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Well, I'm afraid the tape measure never lies. And, whilst we've caught you out on your exaggerations there Nutty, I can't give you the exact measurement because this tape doesn't do fractions.
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Nutty could barely contain his excitement...the inside leg measurement was next!
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Nutty could barely contain his excitement...the inside leg measurement was next!
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Pedal faster Doris, there are another 3m men coming through
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Yes laddie do what is expected of you and we wont be needing these Euro Measurements,
Who the hell wants to be a euro size 20?
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Yes laddie do what is expected of you and we wont be needing these Euro Measurements,
Who the hell wants to be a euro size 20?
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The old Army Tape Measure.....two marks....."Too Small....Too Big!"
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I didn't volunteer for the army, I was stitched up!
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"Ah, young Mr. Peacock. One day you'll become a Captain and after this is all over, you'll serve in a TV comedy with Mrs Slocombe's pussy and some poncy bloke one who shouts "I'm Freee.."
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Now that you mention it, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to post Sargent Bloggins to the clothing depot given his habit of reversing numbers.
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The Germans most successful sabotage operation of the War involved infiltrating the clothing depot and subtracting 3 inches from the inseam of ever pant leg measurement.
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Any measurement must take into account the position of the observer. There is no such thing as measurement absolute, there is only measurement relative................blah blah blah.........
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"Buster sat at his machine thinking he has this one sewn up as well!"
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