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Ahh there's the problem, your Bidet water jet has slipped down the sewer pipe blocking it.
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"Look, I know it's uncomfortable, but we all have to make sacrifices, just unfurl your trunk, we can't open the Wipsnade crazy golf course until you do.."
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"Don't call me Dumbo, sunshine. Elephants never forget...."
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Oh, I forgot there was a hole there...
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Hilts, the Cooler King, had let himself go towards the end of the War.
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"Ok...I know this looks bad, but I can explain...get up here Doris..."
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Hilts, the Cooler King, had let himself go towards the end of the War.
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"Ok...I know this looks bad, but I can explain...get up here Doris..."
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Something suggested this event was better fit for the Sapper's Course than the RAF Officer FJ Assessment Course.
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"If you think I look uncomfortable you should see my handler - he's behind me!"
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Er your going to need more than that small tube of KY Jelly to get me out of here mate!
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I can tell you this - now's not the right time to get an itchy bum!
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I can tell you this - now's not the right time to get an itchy bum!
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Leadership task 15: Using the equipment provided (two short planks, 25 metres of 10mm rope, a box of matches and seven paperclips) you have 20 minutes to extract the elephant from the hole and get it over the 12 foot fence. Good luck
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"I wouldn't go in there if I was you, I had an Indian last night and it was a pain to pass"
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Ignore him he's only attention seeking ... last week he painted the bottom of his feet yellow and tried to hide upside down in a bowl of custard
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