The 10 Golden Rules
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The 10 Golden Rules
Hey folks, here some thoughts after a year with QR. It looks like everybody run out of stuff to talk anyway. Lets call it golden rules, like the French call the golden rules how to fly airbus. I have discovered them while dining in the new restaurant in Doha, called Biella, if I recall it correct, through reading the glamorous magazine “Qatar Today”.
Here we go “the 10 golden rules” or Employees 10 commandments
• If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
• If you cant get you work done in the first 24 hours, work nights
• Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it
• For every action. There is an equal and opposite criticism
• Keep your boss’s boss off your boss’s back
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism< to steal from many is research
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up
• Don’t be irreplaceable, if you cant be replaced, you cant be promoted
• If you good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
I have some stuff out of this magazine like “laws of work”
P.S. supposed to be funny for the pissed off lonely drivers at home
Here we go “the 10 golden rules” or Employees 10 commandments
• If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
• If you cant get you work done in the first 24 hours, work nights
• Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it
• For every action. There is an equal and opposite criticism
• Keep your boss’s boss off your boss’s back
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism< to steal from many is research
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up
• Don’t be irreplaceable, if you cant be replaced, you cant be promoted
• If you good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
I have some stuff out of this magazine like “laws of work”
P.S. supposed to be funny for the pissed off lonely drivers at home
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Gccpro yea man you got me now, next time I will give you some tears spent, while flying with QR.
However here are the Laws of work
• A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking
• No one is listening until you make a mistake
• When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried (I like that one)
• Following the rules will not get the job done (isn’t it perfect for the aviation)
• Everything can be filed under miscellaneous (we should create misc. reports)
• Important letters containing no errors will develop errors in the mail
• He who hesitates is probably right (don’t make any decisions just hesitate)
• The last person that was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong
Anyway nice evening to everyone I am gone on vacation.
However here are the Laws of work
• A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking
• No one is listening until you make a mistake
• When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried (I like that one)
• Following the rules will not get the job done (isn’t it perfect for the aviation)
• Everything can be filed under miscellaneous (we should create misc. reports)
• Important letters containing no errors will develop errors in the mail
• He who hesitates is probably right (don’t make any decisions just hesitate)
• The last person that was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong
Anyway nice evening to everyone I am gone on vacation.
