Mr Vice

[Aynayda Pizaqvick]

Hi all,

Looks like I'm Mr Vice for the upcoming Stn Dinning In. Got any new and interesting (cleanish) ideas to keep the guests entertained while the top table gets their first round in the bar??

Cheers.

[Archimedes]

This (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101338) any use?

[Pontius Navigator]

AP

Don't bother.

Just ensure that you have some friends who will join you AND a bottle of port for company. Unless you are a natural raconteur it would be an embarassing interlude for everyone.

[Dunhovrin]

Gotta agree with Pontius. Let the crusties get TFOOD then dismiss the rest, sort out the port with yer mates and be back of the line for the tug of war.

And if you have to make a speech then wind up the blunties.

[soddim]

If your needs are appropriately described by your prune name, I suggest you get someone else to do the job or take a pee bag to dinner with you!

[whowhenwhy]

Best I've ever seen was from some young lad from QCS last year who, with another suitable attired gent, dragged an electric guitar and an amp from a back room and proceeded to perform some rather funny dits on stn and service life! I never knew the regiment had an artistic side :ok: